TS67 Homeland Security Warning Signs

The following are new warning signs issued by Test Site 67 and approved by Homeland Security. Move your mouse over each to see a description.

TS67 Warning SignsTerrorists with deformed hands do not like TS67. Open your windows and crank it up!
TS67 Warning SignsIf our hot guitar licks set you ablaze...do NOT run.
TS67 Warning SignsIf terrorists strike, Schutte will sound his warning whistle. Toby will power yodel.
TS67 Warning SignsA TS67 brown note may cause cramping. Escape quickly before symptoms appear.
TS67 Warning SignsThe downstairs band "office" is an ideal place to seek refuge from an attack. Practice this drill often.
TS67 Warning SignsBe on the lookout for stoned terrorists with botchy skin. Do not let them applaud at the show.
TS67 Warning SignsMichael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot the smooth criminal with dead, colorless eyes, run the f**k away.
TS67 Warning SignsIf a building is collapsing around you, seek safety and try to pleasure yourself.
TS67 Warning SignsTo eliminate germs, wash with soap, water and at least one armless hand.
TS67 Warning Signs5:12 worth of our CD is as powerful as a good dose of radiation. Use with caution.
TS67 Warning SignsOur music makes you feel larger than life. Caution when using tiny entrances.
TS67 Warning SignsIf your lungs and stomach start talking at a show, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.

Apache Boy

Ok...whoever came up with this video needs to do Test Site's first one. It is sheer Finnish/Icelandish 70's music innocence. It's Scandinanigans!!

Bad Trumpet

Obviously,this poor lady in a beauty pageant was never told she could not play the trumpet. Otherwise she would not have attempted to play the theme to Starwars while using the instrument as a phaser. Just her playing alone would have blown up the Deathstar!

Hooked on a Feelin'

Oh no....he didn't! Normally one might question something like this, but then you emerge from the fog of disbelief and realize "its DAVID FREAKIN HASSELHOFF!!" (mind you he did this only 4 years ago) Get ready for the most amazing music video EVER made. However just like with swimming, make sure you wait 30min after eating.

The Shocker Chronicles

Click here to delve into an old joke and even add to the mayhem.

Links we love

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Hot Eats

www.keeganspub.com
Some form of TS67 plays weekly at this downtown Minneapolis Irish Pub.

nyespolonais.com
Voted top bar in the country in the November 2006 Esquire. Come on in the shake it up with Inspirado or the World's Most Dangerous Polka Band. Either way you'll have a blasty-blast.

www.mayslacks.com
Test Site's regular stomping ground for many years still going strong with a good music lineup and side of beef. TS67 still makes an occasional appearance there as well!

www.thegreenroom-waconia.com
TP's newest restaurant in Waconia. Hot hot eats!!

www.three-eighteen.com
Tom P's first place in Minnetonka.

Cool Treats

www.joelschaan.com
TS67's front man Joel's acoustic solo offerings. Check it out!

www.newprimitives.com
Voted Best Reggae Band 4 years in a row! 2003, 2004, 2005 & 2006 Minnesota Music Awards. Stanley & TP occasionally mix it up with TS67.

www.parkevans.com
Park Evans' eclectic ambient jazz quartet is most definately a "cool" treat. Slide in sometime!

www.kevinadamsphotography.com
The website of their tomfoolery laden web designer who also dabbles in ballyhoo while traffiking in a wee bit of photo-shenanigans.

www.stuffonmycat.com
Are you kidding me? Now this is more mischievious than Scottie in a kilt checking smoke detectors. Do you dare??